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Human woman, writer

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

Is this hat too small? Is it patriotic ENOUGH?

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

I swear to god if TikTok serves me one more random tarot pull to tell me what "my person" is thinking about me

I'm going to continue to watch.

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@jryanmuscat YOU HAVE SAID WHAT I COULD NOT. what is the point indeed?!

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

Remembering how upset my ex got when I told him he had seashell necklace energy

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

Had a dream that I just carelessly stopped wearing a mask in a variety of locations: bus, professional conference, and for some reason, next to Taika Waititi.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

"the book was better than the movie" no you just have a beautiful and limitless imagination, fucking idiot

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

Honestly!!!

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

Called the pharmacy where I got AZ #1 to ask what the heck is happening and they said "we really don't know, it changes every day."

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@Flannsplainer Truly an excellent point!

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@audreyalison i would 100% take that class and throw my money at you

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@Flannsplainer KIBBLE

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@jryanmuscat

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@pgbee Unfortunately it was not

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

Yesterday I stepped on a lego creation and dramatically fell and now my back is f*cked. Does this make me an adult? If so I opt out.

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

@atrupar Her HANGAR

[wild milk @_wildmilk]

lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????

[𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑 @beemarty]

*screams into the void*

[Chelsea Hodson @ChelseaHodson]

The idea in my head vs the first draft