Betsy Moberg

[Betsy Moberg @BeeMobes]

I am once again drunk at the MSP airport. Love it here

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There’s something about a band consisting of line cook adjacent men that really boosts my mood

[Miss Honey🍯 @KissMeInThe_Am]

What is it called when you want to date but you don’t want to maintain the necessary upkeep for dating?? I.e texting, calls, etc.

[Betsy Moberg @BeeMobes]

I don’t know what it is about airports that make 1 beer make me feel like I’ve had 6.

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It’s weird celebrating New Years with my Mormon roommates because I got drunk and entertained them all night, and they got up and were fully functional this morning. #hungover

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I hate how hard I’m trying convince my roommates to watch #Slotherhouse right now. Bunch of lames

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@shirtsthtgohard @leah8764696

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@joziemarieXO Cause it covers their hairline and half their face.

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@skalkoxo Nah

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I am currently sitting at the airport watching a man go to town on some boogers. He isn’t even being subtle. Just straight nose to mouth for the last 5 min.

[Betsy Moberg @BeeMobes]

Year 5 of explaining to people that I’m not sick, I just had my family Christmas party this weekend and laughed so hard I lost my voice. #BlameItOnTheAlcohol

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If I’ve learned anything while apartment hunting in the cities it’s that the word spacious is often misused.

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The idea of moving is exciting but the reality of packing all my stuff sucks. 📦📦

[Betsy Moberg @BeeMobes]

“Isn’t this great!”
No, but please keep encouraging their creativity.

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I love seeing parents gas up their kids shitty drawing.

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Bought @adtr tickets with my high school best friend today. I feel like the best way to get back to live music is to relive senior year.

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Flight delayed by 3 hours. Went to the bar and made friends with a dunk old lady. She gave me chicken strips. I consider this a win.

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Latvia’s fits give me serious Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century vibes and I am 100% here for it. #Olympics2021

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I relate to CBD because I too am expensive and don't do anything

[Betsy Moberg @BeeMobes]

I’m at the airport and there is a man playing his country music full blast at the gate. Man I missed traveling ✈️