𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦

I can’t commit to main character syndrome because I’ll never agree to the bullshit that drives plot. Amherst ‘15 SMU ‘25

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Brii is back and I’m sleeping real good at night.

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Me, a native English speaker, watching a show filmed in English with English subtitles:

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

“I don’t know where the dishes go.” BUT YOU KNOW WHERE THEY FUCKING COME FROM!!

(I know it’s fake. but triggers.)

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

Is this the marriage you people are pressuring us to get into?

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Still the best 00s song about cheating. https://t.co/5xP219P6up

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Looking for any religious commandments or principles to post on my classroom wall with the 10 commandments. Any suggestions welcome.

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

I feel it. I’m sitting here like why should I work so hard to set an example if you gone sit there and do absolutely nothing worth nothing.

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

the way this still applies 10 years later…she’s so ahead of her time.😭

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Imagine raising a nigga from birth just for him to be a bitch ass nigga. The very shit I’ve lived my entire life avoiding.

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

I did a good job.

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

I’m giving it the best I got, until I can get the best, indeed.

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Bald for the fourth time and goodness gracious the weightlessness.

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Send her an extra check TUHDAY #HeadOverHeelsEp10

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

I hate and love when the black character is the villian because “not again” but also “yesssssss, go awf”

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Give her her check, neoowww #HeadOverHeelsEp6

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Every once in a while you think you’ve figured it out. Sometimes you’re not right.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she CLEARED her😭

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

I just came on here to ask why I can’t stream Double Platinum and Cinderella (1997). Like ???

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AINT GOT GAS MONEY??!???

[𝕡𝕠𝕡𝑝𝕪 𝕝𝕦𝑠𝕙 🥦 @beenaanii]

Hoping for this type of joy.

[TENz Magazine @TenzMagazine]

Weather finally hitting in NYC