Department of Murders and Executions

dear sister, by the time you read this ill be dead. here's how I think its gonna happen:

[Crush Wallstreet @Wallstreet1975]

@Schultz_Report @netflixsports And then she read he might go #1 overall and none of that mattered.

[Sup Citizen @SupCitizen]

Uhhh, what? Tyler referred to Mikey as Charlie's handler. Watch Jack's reaction.

Wtf was that.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and seeing this headline right outta the gate.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS on the Jordan vs. LeBron debate: "Michael Jordan's a guy that's a friend of mine... and I think LeBron is—maybe he's a racist, but maybe he doesn't like Trump, I don't know—but I only like people that like me, so I would say Michael Jordan all the way."

[Dagoth Bull @MarketGawd]

Man this shit is terrifying cause I could see myself as a dad just like his dad. You could be the best, most wholesome pops and still end up with a Clavicular

[Department of Murders and Executions @beenabarber]

@_TruthZone_ https://t.co/hulGS0Egv0

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

In a public ceremony, New York investor Larry Silverstein purchases the World Trade Center complex for $3.22 billion on a 99-year lease, to expire in the year 2100.

Silverstein is a doting, personal owner; he famously breakfasts at Windows on the World each and every morning.

[Keith Woods @KeithWoodsYT]

Odysseus spends ten years fighting the Trojans, constructs an elaborate plan to breach the walls of Troy, then the second it succeeds he stops fighting, gets all reflective and has the crushing realisation that war is... le bad

Just comically bad writing

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

@benshapiro What the fuck is this? I was told that the word goy was never used derisively and that implying that it would be used that way was antisemitic. Here is Ben Shapiro openly insulting Christians and other non-Jews. This is definitively a slur. Guaranteed no one in media will object.

[HamBarger @BargerMVP_SZN]

How did Vlad go from doing this to having a .680 OPS I don’t understand

[Bronx Talks @bronxtalks]

SIX YEARS AGO TODAY: Opening Night of the MLB season featured the defending champion Nationals and the Yankees. Truly dystopian

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

It’s Sunday July 23, 2006 which means SportsCenter has its top plays of the week!

We are all so lucky ESPN has nothing but sports highlights for us all morning to watch!

[CUBAN AMERICAN GIRL 🇺🇸🇨🇺♥️🤍💙 @CUBANAMERIlwnc]

This is why Utah was the perfect state to assassinate Charlie Kirk.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

How do you stop a billionaire tax when 70% of "newcomers" are welfare scammers who earn their living committing fraud off of the state and federal government.

[Nick Hinton @NickHintonn]

Trump is like an old fanatical ringmaster of a carnival no one shows up to anymore. It’s all so fake it’s sad.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Obviously this little freak could go volunteer to fight the war himself, but of course he won’t. He’s got no interest in making any kind of personal sacrifice. None of them do. Israel’s finance minister bragged the other day that having American soldiers fight Netanyahu’s wars “is the best for us.” Smotrich doesn’t want to die for Israel. Neither does Ben Shapiro. Dying for Israel is your job. You’ve got to wonder how people like this — liars without honor, wisdom or loyalty to the United States — wound up in positions of such profound influence throughout our society. How did Mark Levin get the president’s cell phone number? Why is Adm. Brad Cooper, the man in charge of the Iran war, secretly taking strategic advice from crazed Israel shill Mark Dubowitz? It’s all so nuts, and ultimately suicidal. Future generations will struggle to understand it. In the meantime, Trump will likely obey Ben Shapiro, as he has consistently for months. We can predict the results, because every neocon “victory” is identical: huge numbers of innocent people killed, disproportionately Christians, economic destruction, famine, mass migration and deepening authoritarianism at home. That’s what they’re demanding because that’s what they want. What can we do to stop it? Apparently not much. But we can remember what happened and why, so that history records the truth. Otherwise, when the war ends in disaster, as it inevitably will, Ben Shapiro will be able to blame you for it.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Think about how crazy this is: San Diego County is literally giving residents free air purifiers because of the ongoing Tijuana sewage crisis. When government is handing out air filters so people can breathe in their own homes, you’ve gone far beyond an environmental nuisance. If we can’t get this under control, why are we trusting any farm products?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Japan moves to regulate high-value Pokémon cards as the market grows into a multibillion-dollar asset class.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Did this nigga Ben Shapiro just say goyslop