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Dawg

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Beat yesterday. Sleep one more hour. Binge another season on Netflix. Have two more slices of pizza. Beat yesterday.

[B @beenard92]

Fart like you only live once.

[B @beenard92]

Judge a person on how the verdict finds them to be and the judge's final ruling.

[B @beenard92]

Part time vegetarian, full time lover.

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I see zoodles in my near future.

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@_kassanova_ Thats global warming for you.

[B @beenard92]

Change is so uncomfortable, which explain the difficulty on doing so.

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You know the saying, once you go black hole, you never come back ever. #science #singularity #mass

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The results I got googling "Food Porn" was not what I expected. More hungry, less horny now. #foodporn #unexpected

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There worst feeling in the world is getting kick in the nuts while simultanously giving birth. #equality #feminism

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One sucess is worth a hundred failures.

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Treat your girl like you do with you side girl. With love and respect.

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Life is as fair as going to jail for no reason on Monopoly.

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@mrieee Silly Rabbit, grilled cheese are for kids....who are rich enough to hire a cook.

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#trumpduckface2016

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I'm a sucker for blackholes.

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I find getting punch in the face very offensive to me.

[B @beenard92]

Be adventurous, but patient. #word

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Patience can be a female dog sometimes.

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How to adult?