beeney

If you're not digging me get a new shovel

[beeney @beeney]

"You don't need alcohol to have fun" yeah you don't need shoes to run either but it helps

[ya boy Taylor Swift @Nagasuye]

This kid is going to have a hard time with scantrons

[beeney @beeney]

@TysonCharlebois People who aren't ok with this have never had to wash a dish in their life

[beeney @beeney]

And it's disappointing

[beeney @beeney]

GREEN DAY JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM YOURE WELCOME

[beeney @beeney]

#BellLetsTaIk

[beeney @beeney]

Coronavirus™ find your beach

[beeney @beeney]

"I'm not like the other girls" she says to herself, as she checks her daily horoscope, admires the tapestries hung on her walls, and messages everyone on her friends list trying to sell overpriced shampoo.

[beeney @beeney]

Never forget that the first message we sent to aliens was a mixtape, nudes, and directions to our home

[beeney @beeney]

@BushsBeans beeney

[beeney @beeney]

@TheBig_G12 Bro it's only been 2020 for 4 days let's not get ahead of ourselves

[beeney @beeney]

@carinademarco3 Eat it frozen. Also gives it a nice crunch

[beeney @beeney]

Eboy -> emo boy
Egirl -> emo girl
Ewok -> emo wok

[alex takes fotos @Alex__Ormsby]

Only in Minnesota

[James Mirtle @mirtle]

Leafs improve to 10-4-0 under Sheldon Keefe.

If they play at that pace the rest of the season, they'll finish with 106 points and make the playoffs. Likely with home-ice advantage.

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

Rich person Doing Coke and drunk and being wild = Rockstar

NOT rich person doing coke and drunk and being wild = Crackhead

MORAL OF THE STORY = GET RiCH AS FUCK !!!!!!! 💵

[beeney @beeney]

Air vents are just like hot tub jets but for your house

[Jake @JMRogers14]

he said “wait a minute, I have another idea.”