A 97-year-old says she is too afraid to feed birds in her back garden after being accused of anti-social behaviour. The council said that putting food out for wild birds is 'unreasonable and is having a detrimental effect on neighbouring residents.'
But is it right for bird feeding to be banned? ๐ฆ
*While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck & dies.
*His soul arrives in heaven & is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
*โWell, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'
*โReally, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'
*And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell.
*The doors open & he found himself in the middle of a green golf course.
*In the distance is a clubhouse, standing in front of it are all his friends & other politicians who had worked with him.
*Everyone is very happy & dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
*They played a friendly game of golf, then dined on lobster, caviar & champagne
*Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it's time to go.
*Everyone gives him a hearty farewell & wave whilst the elevator rises....
The elevator rises & the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
'Now it's time to visit heaven.
24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp & singing,They have a good time, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by & St. Peter returns.
*โWell, then, you've spent a day in hell & another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'
*The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'
*So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator & he goes down, down, down to hell.
When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste & garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash & putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil ๐ฟ comes over to him & puts his arm around his shoulder. โI don't understand,' stammers the MP.
*โYesterday I was here & there was a golf course & clubhouse, we ate lobster & caviar, drank champagne, danced & had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage. My friends look miserable. What happened?
๐ฟThe devil looks at him, smiles & says,
*โYesterday we were campaigning..
Today you votedโ.
Watch what you vote for!! ๐
Dear Cabinet Office
Our lives were in your hands.
Whatever you're hiding was a matter of life and death to us.
Some of us were lucky to survive.
Many did not.
We're entitled to know why.
Every little bit of it.
Michael Rosen
The is the most sinister impact social media has had on society.....it has made businesses and organisations feel compelled to publicly display ludicrous levels of virtue signalling.....on subject matters that has fuck all to do with their core business
Five men who illegally streamed Premier League football matches were sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Meanwhile, two men who brutally raped, abused + exploited a young girl in Telford were given just four and a half years.
The British โjusticeโ system is a joke.
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