animal cross(dress)ing

i put da the shama lama in ding dong!!!

[animal cross(dress)ing @beep0nline]

crossfaded asf talm bout “i love weed and alcohol”

[Eno Barony @eno_barony]

Life is too short to commit suicide BE PATIENT YOU WILL DIE #Okay

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

We created consciousness everyone

[‧₊ 2dope4u . 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 🃖🃁 ‎♪ @pillcrushed]

girlfriends hairy butt

[BUG! @elisun_]

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

don’t even fight it. have a crush on everyone

[casey / liz @caseyslashliz]

that one cis gay friend you try to ignore: duuude ice wolf is so hot

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

This is what twitter starts shoving down your throat when you’re in the pits of despair

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

when i’m reading a novel and there’s a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it

[coal bones @coalbones]

lets just completely eat shit with mama

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I love how everything is my parents fault but I can’t talk about it anymore cuz I’m 30

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

*scrolling through timeline*
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.
Irrelevant to my mission.

[Paris @goodyhilton]

I regret making any mistakes. I shouldn't have done that

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

I prostitute my beautiful brain for 2 likes on the Everything App

[GGs @QueenGifti]

Me avoiding writing in my journal

[riri @chainsawdollie]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[erika @yeeeerika]

will there be ginger ale at the function or should we pre

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Half of me tryna stay on track and the other half don’t care about shit on this earth

[Dongy @DongyJammin]

there are two houses i go by on my walks every day that literally say "Hi! You are currently being recorded" as you pass them on the sidewalk and it makes me want to shoot their windows out with a BB gun