Richie’s stand up post Derry: “My husband hates when I make up stories about fucking but also hates it when I tell stories about our sex life. So I was gonna just tell stories about all my friends sex lives because they’re way hotter than me but they refuse to tell me shit.”
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when eddie tells a genuinely funny joke at the jade richie looks at him with shiny eyes, grinning hard, and says "divorce your wife and go out with me" and eddie KNOWS he's joking but is suddenly choking on how bad he wants that
seen a lot of thoughts about who knows how to cook, richie or eddie but consider: neither of them know how to cook, and they learn to do it for and with each other
the way the losers love each other so damn much... they met mike and immediately tried to die for him, they met ben and said we take care of our own, bev needed help and they just WENT, when eddie broke his arm and nobody left him they thought they'd all die together