Denny’s Soup & Salad

Head Professor

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

Currently accepting donations for my $1,000,000 fund

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

YOU CAN BEHAVE WELL WITHOUT EVER CHANGING YOUR HEART

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

You appear to be aboard the bus of good intentions, with a one-way ticket to Oopsie-Daisy

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

some 4 foot tall duck just came up to my lemonade stand and, get this- asked if I sold grapes. i told him i didn’t have any and that he was welcome to try the lemonade but he just waddled away. doubt he’ll be back any time soon lmao. moron

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

November 9th, the Wario of 9/11

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Too late to experience the boomer economy, too early to colonize planets, just on time to grow up with avatar the last airbender

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Bro you look like a man and a woman had a babt like tf

[🅰️🛴📧⚒📍 @_4L3X1]

At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

@InternetH0F Pretty simple tbh, just forgot to add the

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People gotta stop pretending most US state flags aren’t absolute dogwater

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Why the nose gotta sound like

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@zillow please please add commenting I need to rag on this $750,000 duplex

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Sandwich bags are designed to fit sandwich bread is designed to fit sandwich bags are designed to fit sandwich bread

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

You can now hear that thing in the background muahaha

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

RIP.

[Denny’s Soup & Salad @beepbeepmesleep]

Would you rather drink water or say hello to an old friend

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Cheech & Chong’s gummies are now 100% legal