beeperds

Twitter cringer,

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

Family guy I'm peter

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

$10,000 Giveaway to the last person who (RT) this tweet.

Good Luck

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

Dine and dash more like gine and gash

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

1-800 Wozz for Weed

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

Last night was so Sandwich someone was just Reuben their meat on everyone in the Club, Turkey.

[danielle🍋🛝 @fyridk]

damn i'm on my daniel shit, back in the white vans

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

I need some white guy to make a 25 minute long video essay called “The Millenialification of Gen Z” so I can then watch that while eating some pancakes for breakfast.

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
THE COWBOY BEBOP MERCH DROP COMPLETELY SOLD OUT (it's still available for pre-order)
TO CELEBRATE WE GIVING AWAY THE ENTIRE COLLECTION TO SOMEONE WHO
♻️Retweets
➡️Follows @MogulMoves

thank you everyone who bought something <3

[Vegeta @Vegeta]

2025 showed you why
i don’t trust the government.

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

Yo Two Two's my Six Seven, MUSTARD.

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

Beer is like weed for people with jobs

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

MF's be saying Zohran Mamdani gonna bring shurima law to New York now that he won. TF that gotta with league, is he like secretly Azir or something.

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

Call me the Goonibomber the way my package exploded

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

Philosophy majors be like, sorry I kant make it tonight

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

@not_weav Yo just found this, I'm lil Tecca the zetterburn. GG's and shoutout long sets

[beeperds @beeper__ds]

At Wendy’s eating a baconator listening to teens discover individualism and perspectives. Two twos my word fam the youth are cooked

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

They call me 007
0 interviews
0 offers
7 applications submitted per day

[Eddy @csquaredEddy]

wtf yeah this christmas is gonna be 25/25/25

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

This is a lost art now ChatGPT made cheating so easy 😭