𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯

[𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 @beepingwarbles]

Them: are you stupid?
Me:

[Grace @gracecamille_]

she’s exactly right

[𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 @beepingwarbles]

My fat ass thought she was holding a cheeseburger

[alex @chicvouge]

all the ways bella hadid practices wellness in her daily life 🌱👟🫐motivational/inspo thread:

[☣ᴢᴇɴɪᴛꜱᴜ☣ @zenitsu__cooks]

Why would she say this?

[𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 @beepingwarbles]

@being__it I miss this. The ear wiggles were the best!

[𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 @beepingwarbles]

I found a four day old kitten earlier this month and I cannot tell you what the bottle feeding alone has done for my serotonin levels

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Dr. Pepper is healthy because it's made by a doctor

[bigsock @biggersocks]

can i hit your vape?

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me when american teenager comes on

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

80yo me in a nursing home with Alzheimer’s when they ask if I took my meds and I can’t remember anything but quotes from the sopranos

[Cherry the Freakoshi 🍒 @cherrytalksmuch]

And then you realise that all these Hawaiian birds are extinct - and Hawaii is the extinction capital of the world - BECAUSE of heavy tourism and the clearing of natural spaces to cater to the tourists and WHY local Hawaiians keep telling y'all to STOP coming to Hawaii.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

new year's plans? yeah I've got big plans tonight

the plans:

[𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔢𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯 @beepingwarbles]

He’s got proportions like Ryuk from Deathnote

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Wemby’s arm length is crazy 😳

(🎥 @CjHolmes22 )

[clare @sadderlizards]

would you like to see my wares

[Veerender Singh Jubbal @Veeren_Jubbal]

Thinking about her.