jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack

She/they. Writes code. Writes novels. Writes novel code. Gently queer. Kinda fun. Good for nature facts and puns.

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

As a DM, I get pretty happy every time my players in a d&d campaign fully fall in love with and adopt an NPC.
And let me tell you. That happiness is peanuts compared to the utter thrill of creating an antagonist that the party just absolutely fuckin loathes.

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@feederofcats I am so sorry for this outcome, but I am so glad that Goo got to have the greatest end of life care he could have possibly gotten, and that he got to feel so loved and cared for in the short time he was with you. You had no easy choices, but thank you for doing all you did.

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

1060 day streak, paid subscription, cancelled. Auf wiedersehen @duolingo. This was never what language was meant to be.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Duolingo laid off a huge percentage of their contract translators, and the remaining ones are simply reviewing AI translations to make sure they're 'acceptable'. This is the world we're creating. Removing the humanity from how we learn to connect with humanity.

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@dungeonsanddads Hope ya'll are able to sort everything out soon, this must suck so much to deal with ❤️ upping my patreon level won't do much but hoping to help a little

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@GabeJamesGames "A delicious concoction sold by the most ethereal of vinyards! Marvel at how this elixer of life seems to restore you even as you drink it!"
And then, in the most fae move ever, it's just water in wine bottles

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@kitschyliepard Oh no :( :(

[Duolingo @duolingo]

does this make me the alpha bird?

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

Elon Musk is a ding dong.

Sorry, Elon Musk is a dXng dXng.

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@KitschMyArts

[Gheist Game Grimoire @gheistgamegrim]

New ko-fi post! An encounter list for a party who find themselves in a town. There's a teaser post for everybody, but if you want to see the entire encounter list, consider supporting my ko-fi at the Lil Gheisties level! https://t.co/XiYzM5hIBH

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

Five bucks says he could only think of movies he'd been in and couldn't decide which answer would make him more of an asshole

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

I don’t think Tom Cruise can name a movie

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@Sugahri Oh no I love them both 😭

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

@Md1819 @KatinOxford

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sorry for wasting
One more twitter view

Ps elon musk sucks

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

Roses are red
Wet is the water
Counting down the days
Until the inevitable death of twatter

also Elon Musk sucks

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

Roses are red
This poem was planned
To see how long it takes
For me to get banned*

*ps elon musk sucks

[jess the ghost trapped in a meatsack @beeprobotsong]

Roses are red
But not so much ducks
Here's a pic of my cat
Elon Musk sucks