A Hustler

kitchen life

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

Seeing shit like this on Instagram hurts me.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

I smell like garlic, ginger and shallots.

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The veg delivery guy thought I was a frail waif of a thing until I hauled 3 bags of potatoes down into the basement.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

@1morerobot You need some tweets, bruh.

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I was smart enough to take out the garbage bins before it started to rain ice. My heart goes out to the crews picking everything up tonight.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

Only I could slice myself with a julienned carrot.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

I smell like blood, sweat and beer.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

86 every last fuck.

[The Restaurant Manifesto @restofesto]

Your server’s mind —Step 1: Get your damn Starbucks cup off the table. Step 2: Hello, can I start you out with something to drink?

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

I haven't carried a tray in over a year. I predict spilling and rage over too many Caesars.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to schedule me for NY Day brunch in the FOH, but bless them for thinking I am capable.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

Worked a private party tonight for 20 at a house w/property taxes higher than my annual income. Easiest bank ever. #stackpaper

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

Dear Santa: Please bring me patience, strength and a winning lottery ticket in January.

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Killing a little time during shift #2.

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And by vacation, I mean we're closed. And I will sleep. And likely eat a lot of pizza.

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FOUR WEEKS UNTIL VACATION.

#THECOUNTDOWNISON

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He was speechless. Thank goodness for being weird.

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I did ask him if midget genitals were scaled anatomically, or if little people drag their dicks around everywhere they go.

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I did not just have a conversation with my chef about midget bestiality. No siree, nuh uh.

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

I ran the wedding for the sister of the guy who staged with us today. Toronto's a small town.