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Im back. Im up.

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@Lamargaritaindy and @Barehandsbrew name a more perfect Indiana duo... Don’t worry I’ll wait...

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@laHannz Regrettable and embarrassing to say the least.

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@laHannz Yeah that didnt last long. Idk what i was thinking lol.

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@MedasinMusic Irene on wax sounding so silky.

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@laHannz Nah.

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@deejayspikes you spinning next saturday for da beers?

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@ReggieMillerTNT you need to fire whoever put that suit on you tonight.

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Pizza for dinner and Skyline for lunch. Sorry colon.

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Really not feeling it today.

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I had the strangest dream, you were there. And YOU were there.

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The first thing i do at my new job is poop in the kroger bathroom.

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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD predicted the future in 2007: “If you wanna get right, stop buyin’ those Nikes.” Damn. #basedgodstradamus

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@MedasinMusic Ramen has a Wii Shop Music vibe to it. Dig! Can't wait for you to come through Bloomington! Cheers homie!

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Tfw you get an email because someone accidentally pressed a panic button at work and the fuzz rolled in hot and blocked the entrances. Cheers.

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@MedasinMusic young blood, holla at a homie when you come throigh Bloomington, IN. Cheers.

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Shouts out to all of my on-the-clock poopers. I see you getting that CM (cash money) pushing out that BM. Cheers.

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men who use 3 in 1 shampoo have the best pussy

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Day-old Shrimp Tequila from @Lamargaritaindy pairing perfectly wit dis @Barehandsbrew Cream Ale. #cheers #stayup

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Grandpa Skirvin we to bed at 9:30 last night. #cheers