Duncan Bowman

Floppy headed syrup sucker

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

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[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

Isn't it fun how we're still paying income tax fifteen years (and counting) after Germany made their last reparation payment for the war the government used to justify it?

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

Gandalf, reading the final entry: "Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out."

Merry: "What's coming, Gandalf?"

Gandalf: "An ancient power, evil and hatred given form...."

Merry: *gulps*

Gandalf: "...a bass solo"

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

I just want to let everyone know, I'm having a lovely time with this little production of theirs.

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@yesnicksearcy The only thing aboot that which rings true is the narrator calling an Airman's satchel an "Army bag".

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

I'm okay with this. I mean, it's not a full-on embargo, but it's a start...hopefully the other energy-exporting Provinces will join in.

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

157 years and counting g of rich white dudes running their party. It's all good, though, because they're #MALEFEMINISTS

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

My Government is committed to putting females and minorities into positions of power, because it's 2025.

That's why we keep electing rich old white men as leader.

Make no mistake, we only talk about women and minorities when we need votes.

We are the Racist Party of Canada.

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@suzannesexton_ So the dude with a foreign passport won? Hopefully he's at least as strong of a #MaleFeminist as Trudeau

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@aggierican

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@Fat_Electrician In all fairness, the theory that Carmen caused the war by redirecting the asteroid to Earth while trying to get some Xander Dong is pretty reasonable.

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

While bringing culture into my life is nice, it's not changing the fundamentals of who I am. Ferinstance, after a wonderful performance, my first comment was,

"Wow, I haven't seen two naked guys wiggle around like that since I left the Navy"

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@catturd2 Um, yeah...aboot that....

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Gotta wonder if this isn't somehow on Mark Chiaradonna's rig...

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

It's been a long time, but it was worth the wait for a Perfect Manhattan, served up.

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

Well damn, I've been using alcohol all these years...

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@mandirising "First I was sleepy because I hadn't eaten, now I'm going into a coma because I ate too much"

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@stephaniemain2 Wearing that belt with those shoes.

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@wontonimobae Reload my last save

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

You can tell a lot about someone by how they react to a situation. For example, suggesting that Israel committed a war crime by rescuing hostages.

[Kenneth Roth @KenRoth]

Combatants at war have a duty to distinguish themselves from civilians. That's what uniforms are for. It is key to protecting civilians. Did Israeli forces during the hostage rescue operation commit the war crime of "perfidy" by pretending to be civilians?
https://t.co/wScPio6lnF

[Duncan Bowman @Beercan_911]

@aggierican ohai, Miss Aggie! Can I interest you in a peanut butter and banana sammich?