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opinions, like assholes, are my own

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@TheBlueJunkies Garly

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@Aportzline @ThomasDrance Told this to my 17 year old son, avid Canucks and CBJ fan. His response: “WHO’S BILL SIMMONS”. Perfect.

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@ThomasDrance So sorry, Drancer. May your memories flourish for the rest of your days, making you laugh and cry and sometimes both.

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@ThomasDrance Make the escape! Columbus welcomes you!

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Terrific thread

[Niko Stratis @nikostratis]

Happy Birthday Nebraska

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@Ben13Porter Young and old, this moment always brings the 😂

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#gobucks

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@NabilCrismatt what a night. Shagging BP and tossing out all kinds of souvenirs, and takes advantage of the bullpen car. Class act

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Retweet this as much as possible

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@thatsajellyfish wow what an interview as Mig on the neighborhood listen with @NPRedford and @PFTompkins I never want it to end.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Trailer for the amazing new Judd Apatow film:

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

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@Super70sSports

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Don't tell my ass to "stick to comedy" if you're a plumber still tweetin' about Benghazi twelve times a day. Why don't you stick to shit, my dude!?

[Jeff Drake @hatethedrake]

This is terrific.

[beercart @beercart]

The order is Chris Cornell’s “Ave Maria”, then the Phil Spector Christmas album and then a steep dive to all other Christmas music. #notincludingballet

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@DegenerateTBone that Beach Boys song now makes me crazy. Who the heck is listening to a Christmas carol and needs reminding that “Christmas comes this time each year”?

[Victoria Murphy @byQueenVic]

“That mischievous, enquiring twinkle was as bright at the end as when I first set eyes on him.” The Queen remembers Prince Philip on her first Christmas without him. Her very personal Christmas Day message this year...👑🎄

[JASHWA ☧ 🪴 @orapronobisdeum]

Neil Degrasse Tyson is proof we were simply too nice to Galileo