Nikita “KGB” Zadorov did another turnover in the offseason. Classic! Americans are taught from a young age how to stick handle from our GREAT American coaches. They also voted for Trump! Thank you for the continued support! Signed DJT
A liberal #krookedkamala supporter grabbed my glass. Doesn’t she know the #islanders got bounced out of the playoffs. The deep state is getting deeper. DRAIN THE SWAMP! Signed DJT
Can’t believe that Don “Da Caliphate” Sweeney is considering trading Casey “Christian Crusader” Middelstat. No more morals in this country. Sad! Signed DJT
Another win for Justin “jeriatric” troudeau. When will the great state of north AND SOUTH Carolina get a win?! Two great states that both voted for DONALD TRUMP! Can’t wait for our guys to show who’s the number one country in the world. Signed DJT
Gary “Bets against Swayman” Bettman is expanding the salary cap by 2 million. FRAUD! Doesn’t he know that hockey is on the come up? Can’t wait until he prices out the #crooked Washington capitals. Signed DJT