Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤

Bit Irish, bit German . I'll make you bored/angry.
Beard, Gooner, Social Equality Fan. Don't be a Tory. Bit of a Lefty. Play nice.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@BBCMOTD He's a greedy imbecile.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@Rocketskates51 Warm bath and/or antihistamines?

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

She looked much better when she was played by Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie

[Martin Docherty #FBPE🇪🇺 @MartinDochert12]

So true.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

Whisper it. Arsenal might, may, ffs, WILL win the CL.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@ParanormalJunk2 Only six...

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@JKell_74 @JamesCWarne Roast Beetroot is gorgeous...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nobody should.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@Gillian275Gm Nice fridge... (and wallpaper etc).

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@wendy_witchy Cool spex

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@CarolMaps

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@Limeylizzie @NancyMace Everyone has an expiry date...

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@Gillian275Gm Nature adores a redhead. They are the best.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@CarolMaps @ShakeLS Our fen sheds have no natural light. Still, been here for 1000 years and sent out wronguns over the ocean

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@SandraW70403194 101... fml

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@bieranda Looking proper, you shouldn't worry.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@cuteonlyvibes Whisky. Gin. Vodka. Water. Cola....

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

I'm Not Doing Shit In This Heat

Oil on canvas

🎨: Caravaggio, 1606.

[Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤ @beere_simon]

@Gillian275Gm Rosé in the garden is the solution (remind me, what was the problem?).

[Natasha @Natasha_Brynn1]

Four month ago, Alex Pretti was murdered by Donald Trump’s ICE.

RETWEET to honor Pretti’s life of service ❤️