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total low-life

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Nobody is gonna see this but I weigh less than 200 lbs for the first time in my adult life and I want to brag about it

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@LongTaleAnimate @cartoonnetwork So if all of the animal characters in Gumball turned human, you’d want them all to be white?

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Me when Patchy the Pirate shows up

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Imagine getting up early and putting all your workout clothes on just to walk laps in the Newgate Mall

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@JackBassKid I’ll trade you a picture of an L2 for the rest of your collection

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@DubG727 @madevephoto @douglaskarr @MrJonCryer @elonmusk Google “kanye west hate speech”

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@BeccaHologram Davy Jones’ locker is nothin after you’ve experience the Fires of St. Joseph’s Bathroom

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@spaghetipolonez @DebraDiGiovanni @Vegas82 You’re right. It’s all here in the Bible. The forbidden fruit in the story of Adam and Eve is a euphemism!

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Only way I know how

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My girlfriend did my nails for her class, so we did a McDonalds photo shoot

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Don’t eat or drink anything before you start so you can fit more alcohol

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Super Fun Christmas Drinking Game:

Listen to a Christmas playlist and take a shot everytime someone says “Christmas”

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@StaceyHarkey What’s Great Value Danny Devito doing

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@JackBassKid @ThatEricAlper All the way down to Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III, which sounds like it was sung by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

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@RexChapman @AndyRichter https://t.co/wne4gSbXwW This edit always gets me

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@lovelybaby354 @Stillnah @HighGlossSauce @x71n3 @ginnyhogan_ I’ll let you pay me $600 to suck on my toes

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@Stillnah @HighGlossSauce @x71n3 @ginnyhogan_ I mean if you have a sugar daddy, get it girl. But I don’t know if I’d call that an equal partnership

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@ilostmybeans @i_lost_my_juul @MDarcy_Tweet @shayincognito @Elvenmonk @trauma_donut @yeaenee He’s gonna need all the help he can get