Scott Perfecto Metzger

talentless economist / beer baron / BTBAM fan. Mostly tweet about @Spurs & US soccer. SATX born & raised, now HI & San Diego

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

Came back to this website bc a friend challenged me to find the stupidest thing I’ve ever read… and by golly I found it.

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

Wind and solar energy infrastructure is essentially worthless when it is dark outside, and the wind is not blowing. https://t.co/61rquLn5bg

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

My final post on this god forsaken site. Find me over here.

Goodbye to everything.

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@JohnchoVilla But, I'm enjoy the competitiveness this season overall!

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

@JohnchoVilla Hmmm... I'm not quite as optimistic. I think the team plays really well at times, mostly because Wemby is unreal, but we still need a major talent injection.

We have starters who would be backups on most playoffs teams and backups who wouldn't even make the rotation.

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@JohnchoVilla Yeah, I was looking through some pbpstats combinations, and one thing that stood out is that Devin and Keldon sharing the court together brings down their NETRTG. They are just wholly incompatible and it brings down their overall +/- numbers. Something I'll have a closer eye on

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@Aggie_Mark 7 windows (7 WDCs) and one door (the one that least to the 8th WDC)

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@Aggie_Mark here we go!

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@Aggie_Mark this is the year for our son, Josh

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So nice of the Detroit Lions to carry on the tradition of a team in blue and silver being a complete and utter disappointment in the NFL Postseason. It's almost like the Cowboys had made it

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

Just saw a preview for a film where a banker makes a bet with a farmer that if the packers win it all, he’ll give the farmer another year to catch up on his delinquent payments

This is what constitutes heart warming in 2025 #Murica

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@Josh810 This one goes into the HOF of clips for CP3, for sure. Favoriting forever.

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Good to see St. Anthony back in the top 25 after producing notable basketball legends such as Charles Bassey and myself (the two of us closing in on a combined 100 career blocks in the NBA).

[TexasHoops/GASO 🔗 @TexasHoopsGASO]

Fresh off the presses 🖨️

NEW #GASO Private School Rankings ⬇️

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

@JohnchoVilla Headline: Sochan happy over Spurs loss to rival

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

Reminder: Jerry Jones isn't new at this.

He just sucks at it.

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

The #Cowboys have already inquired about multiple head coach candidates and their schedules, per league source.

They are further along in this process than it currently feels to the public.

Jerry Jones is not a rookie at this.

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

@JosinaAnderson Jerry isn't new to this. He just sucks at it.

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@JimmyBsports Sounds like Sen Mullin has some confessions he wants to make

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@TheTyJager Has anyone told Brian Wright? It he off in Bratislava with RC scouting 7th graders? Think we could use some of those million SRPs to trade for a capable backup?

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

California has a negative balance of payments with the federal government (meaning, it pays more in taxes than it receives in benefits) of $168/capita.

Meanwhile, the Speaker's state (LA) receives $4,519/capita more in benefits than it pays in.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

New — Asked Speaker Johnson about placing conditions on aid to California, and he tells us: “I think there should be conditions on that aid.” Said that’s his personal view before talking with the conference.

Also says “there’s some discussion” within the House GOP about tying the debt limit increase to the aid “but we will see how it goes.”

Aid to rebuild after natural disasters often is approved without any conditions and with significant bipartisan support. But there could be a big fight over the California aid in the coming weeks.

[Scott Perfecto Metzger @beermonkey]

@rjochoa The fact that Jerry Jones' ego still requires that he be listed as "Owner, President and General Manager" on team press releases says a lot about the state of the Cowboys. A circus where the ringleader lacks the self awareness to realize he's also the clown