Beer Names

A homebrewer and beer geek who enjoys sharing #beernames with anyone else who loves suds, snark, and silliness. Tweet me your best ideas!

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The Chambong reminds us that the #beernames entry Party In A Klass isn’t yet taken. #chambong #champagne #drinkinggames #ChristmasWishList https://t.co/njKiZ0G534

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One hopes there isn’t a #beernames candidate here. https://t.co/4sUXSmTCk4

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@bombshellbeer - One of the best #beernames we’ve seen on the shelf. Bravo! 👏 👏😆 #holdmyavocado #participationtrophy

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Overly Aggressive Donation is the beer sent as a thank you when you contribute to your buddy’s fundraising effort with a borderline #MeToo memo line. #beernames #beerspray #takecover

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Above Average Driving - the beer that promises just enough to give you confidence yet leave you guessing. #beernames #aboveaverage #belowflawless #stayback

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Unmatched Extra Extra Bitter. For when you remember that you introduced your best friend to the woman who married and had kids with him then left him for a younger guy. #beernames #embarassed #regretful #neverdoingthatagain

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Undesirable conversation can be avoided by Cone Of Silence Imperial Stout: the beer so strong, it won’t matter what anyone is blathering on about. #beernames #Icanthearyou #silenceiscompliance

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@MALKORGANICS with the guerrilla marketing ploy of 2010’s but we prefer Vitamin R Belgian Red instead. No word on whether it’s good for #BoneSpurs. #beernames #TheSimpsons #Malk

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👀 Lots of #beernames possibilities here but “Cooler Of Penises” takes the checkered flag. #horrorstory #WTF

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FBI Finds Bucket of Heads, Cooler of Penises, Sewn 'Frankenstein' Corpse at Body Donation Center
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It feels like this should be some sort of subcategory of American Light Lager. #ExtraCorny #beernames #Israelifood

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Economy Class American Light Lager is the beer form of injury that pairs well with the insult that is flying coach, internationally, in a middle seat. #beernames #airtravel #wakemewhenitsover

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That sweet #Airbnb deal you just scored should come with a free six-pack of Love Stains IPA to wash away the thought of what shows up on the bed and walls under the #blacklight. #beernames #TheOffice

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TFW your entire group gets laid off a week after you go through the company’s onboarding program. Severance in form of Dumpster Fire Porter should be required by law. #beernames #layoffs #firsttimeforeverything

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Hitting For The Cycle could be the latest accomplishment in the majors, or it could be the beer you wanted when you wake to find that your dog has peed, pooped, and vomited in the house...all before 6am. #beernames #doggyissues #longestdayoftheyear

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#DadJokes is the lite beer to serve if you like your suds with a side of groans and eye rolls. #beernames #HappyFathersDay #hilarity

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Gallows Humor: the beer you have when you can only have one. Forever. #beernames #bestoftimes #worstoftimes #farfarbetterthingtodrink #literaryhumor

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When forced to attend that meeting that you tried everything in your power to avoid, bring along an I Want My Hour Back Stout in a coffee cup so you can silently protest with a buzz. #beernames #corporatetorture #assistedamnesia

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München Lüncheon Helles Lager is the beer you drink when you’re alone in Bavaria and wishing your friends were there with you. #beernames #imjusthavingone #atatime

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Shocked And Delayed - what you drink when you finally watch the #GOT finale weeks after it airs. #beernames #Starkchoices #Bran2020

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Concert Parking Lot - the kind of aromatic West Coast IPA that awakens your inner appreciation for cash only businesses and music so good you can taste it. 👅 #beernames #LegalizeIt #medicinalhops