Beernerdess

left leaning moderate, lover of craft beer and gin, sarcasm afficionado, NCSTATE alum, #gopack Univ. of Michigan football fan! #goblue

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@techgirl1908 NC - Checking in! Ignore his expression, he voted Blue as well!

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole our land & dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks
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[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

Dear Corporate Media,

In the time-honored journalistic tradition of how you report on leaders' spouses, I look forward to numerous pieces on the Second Gentleman's inauguration outfit, and intense speculation on why he doesn't follow his wife on Twitter. Go.

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@AriFleischer Sure, sure.

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@realDonaldTrump Too late! You caused this! You incited this!

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@realDonaldTrump You fucking coward! You did this! You have made a mockery of our democracy!

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

Same!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I've worn a mask MOST of this year.

If my President asks me to wear one for an additional 100 days, I will happily do so because I'm a true patriot.

WILL YOU?

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@Baberton Nope, nope, nope. Not gonna give them even a second of respite. Especially our fellow white women that betrayed us, they get no empathy from me. In fact, I’m coming for them and hard.

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@3couches My liver can’t handle that!

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

She won the night!

[Arsenio Hall @ArsenioHall]

I’m watching #Debate2020! And so far #KristenWelker is the winner.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fact Check: Donald Trump is correct when he says he’s not Abraham Lincoln

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

You're as likely to see the Republican health care plan as you are to see a giraffe saunter through the Arctic. Rip Van Winkle can wake up and it will still be two weeks away.

[• J O N L E V E S Q U E • @JonJLevesque]

Let the record show..

The President of the United States, in response to 525 children stuck in holding with no prospect of ever finding their family again....

“Good”

😳

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

You want to release your tax returns ASAP, @realDonaldTrump? I'll bet we'll see them right around the time you unveil that non-existent healthcare plan you've been promising for the past four years. #Debates2020 #PresidentialDebate2020

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I gotta hand it to Trump, he's totally conviced me not to vote for Hunter Biden for president #Debates2020

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

Miles is too emotional? #MAFS

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@meSonyaB I’m already sad for her. She deserves better.

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@SunnyAnderson Grated garlic and hot sauce added to the be Hanel! 😬

[Beernerdess @beernerdess]

@Baberton This makes me sick. Fight like two kids? People are losing their lives. This is not a kiddie fight. 🤬