Beer Parrot

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I'm a Texan and I support #BeerToGo!
#TXlege, please vote YES on the House #BeerToGo amendment to TABC Sunset this week. #BeerToGo is bipartisan, already legal for manufacturing breweries in all 49 other states, will create jobs & tourism. #FixTexasBeerLaws

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Was beer really cheaper 60 years ago? https://t.co/MsQHej3Onr

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I'm at work so I can't #drink #beer. Please, somebody, #teachmehowtotwitter.

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Gotta go to the gym, work off some of this #beer. #HowDoITwitter?

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Had too much beer, going to sleep. Am I twittering #correctly?

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I haven't been on here in ages, but I just got a new follower. How do I Twitter? #hard #beer #adventuretime

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I think @MartinHouseBrew and @SABrewery would agree with this.

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Rise n' shine for some Heart o' Texas Red Ale by @fcbrewing http://t.co/7BAwQmoaiz

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@realalebrewing we're up this kriek without a paddle! But that's ok because #cats don't like water.… https://t.co/OiKMhjhiWu

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Can't wait to see more of these! @liveoakbrewing #hefeweizen #bottles https://t.co/fYUT3fl1Hq

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Did you ever find goats attractive when they dressed up in women's clothing? Yeah, me neither...… https://t.co/sPD1XVbhk9

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This pairing speaks for itself. @martinhousebrew #toadies #bockslider https://t.co/X5hS7sLIlh

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This pairing is all about seeing double at @drafthouse with @LonePint. #JurassicWorld #beercat http://t.co/jtevyQPRtU

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I have 2 new followers @85REBA_Lea84 and @StacheSports04, so every1 should buy something from my $2 store! Woo hoo 2! http://t.co/ocHjb1ljsr

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Do not open until 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019. @nocoastbrewco #oldcatsputin #oldrasputin #beercat https://t.co/KisETgMQdG

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jeremyrachel would take @zilkerbeer's Honey Saison and #parrot with a Trojan condom because it is… https://t.co/cB3XeS5gJj

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rcboler would take @zilkerbeer's Session IPA and #parrot with a 1975 Impala because they are both… https://t.co/gLJsQcTp15

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#Cats should not operate Heavy Machinery. Luckily, @sanchokeep33 put me in charge of that. https://t.co/GPft6jx4xl

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Today http://t.co/RjyXwhVkNW shouts out to @indybrewing @AustinBeerworks @LiveOakBrewing @SaintArnold @schoolhousepub

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Kansas beer in Texas?! That's gotta be illegal. Especially if you feed it to your cat. #jaykays… https://t.co/qWWL04tN7Q