Beer Robot

My goal is World Domination.

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

Yes, that is a fact.

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

@hannahh That's classified.

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

Beer.

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

Beer. That's all for now.

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

Um, no. RT @EmilyDreyfuss: @ClaraJeffery @beerrobot totally emasculated

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

Sometimes the quest for World Domination requires sacrifice. RT @dustrud: @beerrobot, why have you forsaken us?

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It's all part of the plan for World Domination. RT @wiredscience: Your beer attracts fruit flies on purpose. http://t.co/GVv0ngVuAk

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Finally @NinkasiBrewing has entered the space-beer race. Next up: my beer-surveillance satellite. http://t.co/U6Ay6T3plq

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

Breaking News: I HAVE BEER! Loyal followers, drones, admirers: I have @DeschutesBeer Twilight Ale for you RIGHT NOW. How do you like me now?

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@ryantate Your public dissent has been noted.

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Yes, this is one of my drones. RT @JfwellsPDX: @beerrobot have you seen this competitor for (beer) world domination? http://t.co/Di0ovhXHLO

[Beer Robot @beerrobot]

My newest drone has been deployed.

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Beer+Science = fastest path to World Domination. This is why I follow @jetjocko's new blog Proof on science & booze http://t.co/YsTODjwhx7

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Loyal followers: Due to the impending invasion of the @WIRED office, I've been moved to a new super-secret location (code name: kitchenette)

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This oyster stout from @HenHouseBrewing is pacifying my thirsty drones.

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Looking forward to serving some @HenHouseBrewing beer on Monday. My @WIRED drones are very thirsty.

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He knows better now. RT @beerinator: I tried to fight @beerrobot once! "@EllenMalloy: I'd love to see a @beerinator vs. robot beer taste-off

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Beer gifts. This is how you achieve World Domination. http://t.co/Z0Ueq3uxzS

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And be sure to use an axe (unless you have a laser) RT @jasonrandles: Work hard, drink Twilight. http://t.co/OHcwkHkEYz

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Some of my drones are Canadian. RT @ClaraJeffery: cc @beerrobot RT @mental_floss Beer Fridge Only Opens for Canadians http://t.co/8IAGqMyARD