Rob Neville

Stand-Up Comedian & Craft Beer Enthusiast Rob Neville tweets here, sometimes under the influence. All shows cancelled. You know why.

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Some people just can't read sarcasm in a tweet. Those people are so smart and attractive.

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@DisgracedProp "People who were born on 3rd base but act like they hit a triple.

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@Kittenwaffin

[Doinks the Retard Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

Putting your grocery cart in the cart corral is white supremacy

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@normposter Or the can't get consentually laid dilemma.

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@FloridaMan_Val I worked in property management and I confiscated a steak knife from a black toddler in a diaper.

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@kevin_nealon Please use SPOILER ALERT from now on.

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Congress must pass The Suave Act.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

This 1982 Miller Lite commercial with Rodney Dangerfield, Dick Butkus, John Madden, Bubba Smith, Deacon Jones & others cannot be topped

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When my team wins I celebrate with one bus fire and then straight to bed.

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@RevRayCistman @EndWokeness I personally blame the all-white legal system printer paper.

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@TheRoyalSerf What week of White Boy Summer have the tastiest waves, brah?

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Watch Air Bud if you haven't

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@_Boomhauer "...so damn wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to!"

[Little Carmine @BrainlessThe2nd]

So what? There's no stigmata these days

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Due to popular demand, we will forgo our national anthem.

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How are all you flaggots celebrating Flag Day this weekend?

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Good morning, it's the 11th of June