mel b - but not the famous one

i’m obsessed w the chicago cubs & joe santagato. what about it? - queen of john deer vibes

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

mac: why doesn’t anyone have a sideways mohawk?
me: because silly, that would make it look like they’re wearing a bonnet

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

hey big brother, why did you cut the live feeds right after the comp? I needed to see everyone’s reaction to Yash legit throwing it 🙃

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

Is it just me or have these commercials absolutely sucked?

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

Freaking Mendoza. Wow

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

why do Mabel and Dipper have to be brother and sister🥲 it be such a cute couple costume

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

brb gonna watch all the tobey and andrew spiderman movies for the first time so I can watch the one w all three of them and not be confused :)

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

so you mean to tell me we don’t get to see vinny react to finding out he’s single on top of the fact he got second???

#BB27

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

hey big brother

applause for the mastermind twist. that’s been the most interesting thing this season and yall did it well. bravo

[bree ❀ @chappellofliv]

[conrad] “when belly needs help with something, my first thought has historically been, ‘how do i fix it?’”

[♡ jess @reneevermore]

it’s been four days and i’m still here

[amanda✿ @raisyscalloway]

notice how conrad didn’t shoot a firework at them very demure very mindful

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

yeah she’s NOT marrying jeremiah

[gem ✨ @starlitbloom]

oh this is so the best one

[brooke @conradfshr]

of course jenny directed this. of fucking course

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

Happy Gilmore 2 was everything I expected it to be. The random cameos were perfection

[India Pipes @indi_pips]

i miss them

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

fourth wing reread starts today

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

From the barracks at the Virginia Military Institute this morning when it was announced that ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ was re-elected to the WH.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The vibe for the next few days/week I fear

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

this surg recovery is no joke this time around. been sick everyday, constant throbbing, and now that my nerve blocks gone… 🥲 y’all pls pray for me to get good sleep tonight cuz my hopes are so low

[mel b - but not the famous one @beery_mel]

how do I get Snapchat to stop showing me the video of me and dad dancing at my wedding as “a random day” every single time I swipe to find a picture in my memories