Dr. “The Fugitive” Poon

Cool Mint zyns and IPA connoisseur. Finance major. Constantly tortured by the Sooners, Thunder and Bears.

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Looking back at it now I can understand why my mom thought I might be autistic

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I don’t know whether me graduating college or the Knicks making the finals is the sign of the end of my adolescence #fuck

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I’m so addicted to nicotine I’m more excited for the post-meal zyn than the dinner I spent an hour on to cook #chud

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The Canvas hackers might as well do me a solid and take out Microsoft Teams too

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Yea I wish I was in #touse too. #Growup

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What’s making me excited for graduation? Not having to walk behind a row of 5 NPCs taking up the entire fucking sidewalk when I’m already late for class

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Added value to a couple of meetings today. I think I’ll reward myself by drinking 20 beers tonight

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Exercising free will on this beautiful Sunday. Don’t care that my mom said my drinking was embarrassing her all parents weekend. Coors light in a big green cup

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@CJ_Jacks0n2 @Eddie_Rado The NCAA is trying to block a kid from getting his masters in accounting when we have a CPA shortage smh

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Let me know where you need me. @Eddie_Rado #Free38

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Me and my formal date #selfdox

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Shout out rooftop bars in Nashville. I can rip ass in front of my formal date and the wind takes it away #science

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Hope my formal date is as excited as I am to listen to the Masters broadcast the entire drive to Nashville #staygold

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“Mom I have literally no idea why this would come for me in the mail” #bigpharma

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This is my brush and my moms Easter brunch playlist is my canvas #thehoodgoneloveit

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Got asked when I wanted to start full time today #momhelpme

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Just had a perfect parallel park on campus corner and of course no fruzz were around to watch. Don’t waste your best swings on the range #fml

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@_naadirstein_ Glad they left me enough time before the 4:15 game to #tug it

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Yeah I drink #IPAs when I’m in fucking #HiltonHead. I do it because I’m not a #pussy. I can afford it because I have a #job. Douchebags

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Looks like we’re getting #white this weekend!