Bees Wing (she/her)

[Bees Wing (she/her) @bees_wingz]

My freak flag has a cat on it.

[Bees Wing (she/her) @bees_wingz]

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[Bees Wing (she/her) @bees_wingz]

@EricIdle Why are old men fighting?

[Bees Wing (she/her) @bees_wingz]

@railginshot Sanford

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

1903 Crayon box.

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

Luckily I saw this article right before I was about to make the same mistake

[Renee @PettyLupone]

This kid is a straight up ham. 😂

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

I have this problem where I keep buying stuffed animals for my anxiety but then my grandparents steal them

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

It's all fun and games until you have a candy dish of Ibuprofen and Tylenol in your house and car.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

*putting on sweatpants to go to the fridge*

this is my met gala

[ted sowden - woke as!! 💧🌾🔥🚒🧸 💉💉💉🌈💡 @sowdented]

This masterpiece took 11 years to create - artist in the background.

[Camden's Finest @anbrll00]

I’m being arrested by cyber police because I called Alexa a stupid cunt for playing the wrong version of check yo self by ice cube,

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn't get scratched, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy.

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

My son just asked me “Daddy what does chubby mean?” I rambled for thirty seconds trying to explain it then let out a deep sigh and said, “I am chubby. Daddy is chubby.” He got it.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

-my dogs when they go outside and notice my neighbors trying to quietly enjoy some time on their deck.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

oh shit oh fuck i’m on the wrong flight

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

I always have sex as if it's last time I'm ever going to have sex again, because when you look like me that's a real possibility