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[brenda @beesavvv]

My husbands commute is from our bedroom to the other bedroom. He’s always late. I’m starting to think he IS the problem.

[brenda @beesavvv]

@Delta ignoring your customers isn’t great service either. 😑

[brenda @beesavvv]

No surprise that @Delta is penalizing our family for cancelling flights during #COVID19 when they promised #fullrefunding during quarantine travel ban. #Badbusiness #deltadoesdirtybusiness #customerdisatisfaction #noempathy where’s our full refund? You should be ashamed.

[brenda @beesavvv]

@Delta refusing to credit my emergency cancelled trip tmrwto a future dated flight-intended to visit my NEPHEW who is now HOSPITALIZED during his CHEMOTHERAPYtreatment at 9MONTHSOLD. #Delta this is #badbusiness #creditmytrip #deltaairlines you are #greedy #customerdisatisfaction

[brenda @beesavvv]

novemBRRR is here @Carhartt #CarharttKids

[brenda @beesavvv]

@Carhartt almost grown out of his fav Carhartt zip up just in time for his first birthday next week-Blake wants to rep your brand! #carharttkids

[brenda @beesavvv]

It’s become very clear to me that the only way my body sheds weight and keeps it off is by daily exercise and not consuming alcohol. WHY does the lord hate me 😭

[brenda @beesavvv]

Too soon to be decorating for fall today? Not if you don’t have friends or people ever visiting for the whole month of August! #PerksofSolitude #IHateEveryone

[brenda @beesavvv]

I’ve been up since 4. The house looks like a shit show. I’m behind on my actual paying working..AND the dogs just ate the baby monitor while I consoled a screaming baby for nap time upstairs. This is rock bottom. Call 911 or the liquor store. Either works.

[brenda @beesavvv]

@Monica_kiani @SavageShann LOL

[brenda @beesavvv]

To add..I was pulled over for being on speakerphone (scheduling swim lessons). Got off with a warning because “you look like your life is in distress”. Yes Mr Cop, it is. 🙄

[brenda @beesavvv]

I got pulled over this week while...wearing no bra, no shoes, expired registration AND inspection. Also my child was screaming and only wearing a diaper in his car seat because he was covered in sticky red popsicle. That is all.

[brenda @beesavvv]

@SavageShann 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Mom Accidentally Discovers Her Daughter Has Nipple Piercings After Seeing Her X-Rays https://t.co/WZ8mB0cdia

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

Me: I have to be at work early tomorrow.

Toddler: Cool. Let’s stay up until 2
a.m. & just hang out.

Me: No.

Toddler: Yes. Plus snacks.

[brenda @beesavvv]

@alwaysanaunt Leave out dry food. Only way to shut ours up hahaha

[brenda @beesavvv]

My husband is the drunk version of Gordon Ramsey. His caramelized onions ..Bomb. Dot. Com. 🙌🏻 #thisiswhyimfat

[brenda @beesavvv]

Did I mention I shook him awake 20 minute prior to this and told him I needed help locating the source and he said “it’s probably the neighbors electric dog escaping the fence. Go back to sleep”...WUT.

[brenda @beesavvv]

It’s 3am. The whole house is sleeping. I’m standing one foot, on a wobbly chair, in the living room..with a broom..trying to reset the beeping fire alarm. All bc my husband drunkenly overcooked garlic bread & smoked out the whole house 3 hours ago and then went to sleep. COOL.

[brenda @beesavvv]

I wonder how many more years it’ll be until I get a full night sleep again without feeding an angry baby multiple times ...

[brenda @beesavvv]

You’re ugly. You’re disgusting. I’m going to kill you. Give me two hundred dollars 😂 https://t.co/UuOI9hkok0