uncle janes

Idk just feed me

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

my cat is so clingy she’s yelling 3 rooms down by herself just screaming cause she’s been alone for 2 whole minutes

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

posting about how you’re excited for someone’s dying grandma to pass cause you want their inheritance money is WILD…

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

bf left for work again i guess ill just pass away until he gets back 🤷‍♀️

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

we really do turn into our parents. here i am showered fed the kitty made myself a coffee and fruit salad with a side yogurt and now i have my feet up watching the wendy williams show while my fuzzy baby plays with her toys in the other room

[✧ @aesttics]

Strawberry heels 🍓

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

going to build legos with my bfwife for the rest of my life so i’m set 🤷‍♀️ need nothing more

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

people act like they can treat you however & you’ll just giggle and act like nothings going on…foh

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

never give sentimental items to your close friends cause eventually you won’t be friends anymore and then they’ll ghost you when you ask for your dead dads items back.

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

sudden shift of emotion so idk might drastically cut my own hair

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

i admit it i drink full glasses of cold milk as a drink of choice

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

you start being more vocal people say you’re being “harsh”. then when you don’t people say you should speak up stand up for yourself. which one is it? Everyone’s mad either way

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

living down the block from the fire station is a blessing and a damn curse

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

this has been the first holiday season in years that i wasn’t rocked for it or had any on me at all nor did i want to. this is growth

[uncle janes @beesechurgy]

i say things people don’t like to hear cause they want to go through life sugar coated