*seeing my rival knight all the way across the field of battle and guffawing* the foolish knave, he hath been shrunk by foul sorcery! *he rides towards me and gets closer and i gasp* by the king
It is said of Muad'Dib that once when he saw a weed trying to grow between two rocks, he moved one of the rocks. Later, when the weed was seen to be flourishing, he covered it with the remaining rock. 'That was its fate,' he explained.
when a fitness instructor tries to have their dog in their videos i’m like bitch do you think you’re Adriene? because you’re not. and that dog will never be Benji
As someone who hasn’t killed a spider in years… it’s fair to say I’m on good terms with a large, quiet population. I know spiders in places. I’ve built alliances you can’t comprehend. I have connections. I wouldn’t be rude to me if I were you.