River Monster

They/them. Sunflowers, bees, sharp cheddar cheese.

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@BresockCalculus sending good vibes for you and yours!

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@ash_in_wv Hell yeah! Congrats Ash!

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

THEY’RE REBOOTING BARNEY AND DIDN’T BOTHER TO GIVE HIM SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE POSTURE. AT LEAST MAKE HIM HORIZONTAL NOW THAT THERE’S NOT A HUMAN INSIDE.

https://t.co/ogNefItsyu

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

“Hey, we know we blew up your town, poisoned your water, killed your pets and livestock, but here’s $25k. That’s $25 per person!”

This is a fucking insult. Norfolk Southern should be ashamed.

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@cryyptorchiid what in the goddamn fuck

[jay Dragon is no longer active here @jdragsky]

my ideal polycule dynamic is sorcerer queen + gibbering goblin army

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

I will not let a football game determine my mood I will not let a football game determine my mood I will not let a football game determine my mood I will not let

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

many of y’all need to take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian slash gay spirit

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@BresockCalculus I will survive

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@BresockCalculus the entire Abba discography

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@hexadecimalthey I’m so proud of you hon

[River Monster @beeskneesisme]

@dannydillon_ 🥵🥵

[isabel beatty @isabeatty]

dont you jst hate it when you milk an important issue as a device for fundraising instead of taking action to make it a non issue and then suddenly poor women are dying of unsafe abortions

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Let’s get a master thread going of the local abortion funds in Appalachia so people can have quick access to these resources 👇

[10 Trolley hater🇵🇷 @Pacheco_JA_]

My great aunt died of a botched abortion in the 1940s. She drove 3 hours to die at the hands of an inexperienced, underground physician. It traumatized my entire family. It's one of the many shared unspoken plights of Appalachian families. Never stop fighting.