Bethany

Taylor Swift, Big Brother, and anything else I decide to make my whole personality. Age 30.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@JunDishes I’ve been thinking this for years. Bring back food comps or don’t do it at all.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@ashellite And Rome’s excuse for excluding Jason is that he’s also on the block…but he could be a vote if he wins the blockbuster

[anthony @c0co_101]

This is gonna become one of those “everyone needs to be honest about what they’re pining after” kind of things

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@FrailMary Have I got news for you!

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@daijahjanee_ Hated growing up with two last names

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@timesnewemma Hahaha so real. Then a second later, my brain registers the question and I’m like “no wait I do know that”

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@talleyberrybaby I need it

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@DaniiMarie_13 I was craving some of the oddest, calorie-dense things while breastfeeding and just went with it. My body obviously needed it.

[jordan🪩 @fairyytaleswift]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS GETTING MARRIED!!! 👰‍♀️💍

Swifties, LETS ALL SHARE OUR WEDDING DRESSES (or suits or whatever you wore on your special day🫶🏻)

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@fairyytaleswift You look like a princess 😍😍

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@haleskarma I’ve been chasing that high ever since

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@wisepissmage I pass by a hospital on my way to work during shift change frequently, and just about everyone I see coming out is wearing their scrubs.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@_Sea_Breezy_ @bokisplanet I said, “is this what you mean by getting sleepy?” And then I woke up at home

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@SpotifyCares @jfcmintyoongi Hi, no, this is a widespread issue.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@jfcmintyoongi @SpotifyStatus Mine is down

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@whale6x $3,000 to catch up on mortgage

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@PISSDRlNKER I sure did. It hurts. Sending you love.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@Beebz05 I’ve been craving it all day.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

@stateoflace13 Oooo I’ll have to try the pop tarts next time we go! We’re new Aldi shoppers.

[Bethany @beeskneestx]

For my most recent flight, I asked the TSA agent, “are we a laptop-out-of-bag airport? Are we a shoes-off airport?” And she chuckled and said, “at this checkpoint, yes to both. At the other one, it’s different.” 😵‍💫

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

Airports really need to reach a consensus on whether we’re leaving laptops in the bag in the security line.