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[raneem ⵣ @beyzuIa]

non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026”

me:

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.

[v @beesn33z]

@JermanePRIME was she a white lady with short grey hair by any chance

[catty af @catsofgotham]

you just have to keep trying

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Had a meeting at my old college campus today. Walking around brought back so many memories…the library where I wanted to die, the dorms where I wanted to die, the Starbucks where I wanted to die, the park where I wanted to die, the other Starbucks where I wanted to die

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

can i come over and do this

[` @literaturelisa]

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Dinner with my parents and my Dad just says “Oh well, what are you gonna do” About seemingly Nothing after a Long Silence

[haylem @slutrifle]

this is my vent art

[@autechres @autechres]

When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do

[erika @yeeeerika]

me, visiting a city (eating great food, not thinking about work, seeing a bunch of friends): i should move here

[tomi @httpsbrunettes]

cuando me guardo el celular en el bolsillo y se me cae el pantalón

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

a vaegan is vegetables. a vaegan is eating a piece of lettuce all day long?

[maddie @madsssagascar]

sometimes when it comes to the double denim conversation im like well. what the fuck else do you wear with a jean jacket

[lexi @sydvadi]

honestly yeah

[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i hope we go to walmart together in december

[X rabbit 🐰 @majidawan764334]

How I feel when I go alone to take care of my affairs

[Yugo @Yugo3109]

can’t stop saying who is u