Benjamin Wilson

Go duck yourself.

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

@SpotifyCares someone hacked my account. I received an email saying my plan has changed to family and my email has been changed.

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

Support local artists and artisans by buying hand made this season. #handmade #artcommunity

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

Some girls' puberty is more like a thot process. #hoes

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

Trying to get that sick ass cane sword! #assassinscreedMAA

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

East St. Louis has a higher murder rate than Honduras, the country with the highest murder rate in the world.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Zuckerschnecke," or "sugar snail," is a popular term of endearment in Germany.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In German, the word for when cables under the desk tangle and create a mess is "Kabelsalat"—"cable salad."

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

For those who missed the #bloodmoon #supermoon last night.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Pound for pound, the strongest organisms on Earth are gonorrhea bacteria—they can pull 100,000 times their body weight.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Snowflakes fall in one of 35 shapes, which means that not all snowflakes are unique.

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

Oh my goodness https://t.co/YvenqqiDLz

[Outerminds @Outerminds]

PewDiePie: Legend of the Brofist will be available on iOS, Android and Amazon! #brosmakesagame 9 DAYS LEFT!!!

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

@SmiteGame so like is that intentional or what?

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

@SmiteGame Arachne's ability to walk in the ceiling let's her freely move in and out of Odin's circle of Spears ability and that's annoying

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

✅💯every retweet this tweet gets is 1 vote for #GoodMythicalMorning show of the year #streamys 😎

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A surgeon accidentally caught cancer when he received a cut on his hand while it was inside his cancerous patient.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Amsterdam will pay alcoholics in beer!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Your dominant hand hosts different bacteria than your non-dominant hand.

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

An end to the age old debate https://t.co/aGen9KieGd

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A Death Row study found that ice cream and pie were the most popular desserts for a last meal followed by cake.

[Benjamin Wilson @beespits]

Just wanted to let y'all know it's international don't text me back day. #smh

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 2011, a man in Sweden was arrested for trying to split atoms in his kitchen.