Bethany Taylor

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

all music is coworker music. at the end of the day, we are all coworkers in this crazy workplace called life

[Bethany Taylor @beestartaylor]

@latkedelrey REAL. thank you

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[lalo @haywanklb]

you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Every day is a wonderful new opportunity to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up bitch.

[🐾 Sir Pepper Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrereooww mrraooww

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Will probably never be loved but I have to send emails so I can’t really think about that right now

[tio 🍋 @amoonshapedbool]

*in the tune of oasis supersonic* i need to kill myself

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

you met me at a very carrie bradshaw point of my life

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I’m NO man’s peace. I got a question at 8am sharp

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t think im meant to be in a relationship. i think im meant to be at the hospital or maybe the movies

[𝖹𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗒𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 @hicksinferno]

“You should listen to Hot Mulligan” hey man I love you but no fucking way

[+ @oliviersaidhi]

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

[♰ @reeceollld]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[Bethany Taylor @beestartaylor]

“My United States of Whatever” by Liam Lynch is the spiritual predecessor to the recordings of the band “Mindless Self Indulgence”

[the space needle's girlfriend @crycartband]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[Bethany Taylor @beestartaylor]

@PARXAFTERDARK2 Ok PJ Harvey

[Bethany Taylor @beestartaylor]

@brendan905 Spoken like a true guy in Queensland

[໊ @sonohoor]

i don’t dress up for people, i dress up to stare at my reflection as i walk by the store window