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goblin he/they

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@jamieloftusHELP https://t.co/44VETRqG2y

[Richmond Flying Squirrels @GoSquirrels]

In honor of Bryce Eldridge's first Double-A hit last night, let's give away a signed card!

Retweet and follow for a chance to win.

[Romaing @Jagaimo_NoOwari]

@fragile__sz I don't think disliking body hair makes you trans

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@tipping_pitches slowly putting my bingo card down 😔

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@sliccardo @joesimitian I'm so glad your close friend independently paid for a recount because he loves democracy SO MUCH and definitely not because it helps your campaign out

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@LoFiRepublican

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@SpaceBiker1488 @DJSnM Nazi

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@Bapugi @yemaya_fire @BigMeanInternet Good point. Fortunately, I've already imagined a scenario where I'm right.

I am so smart!

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@Johntheduncan Does a bit about "nonbinary elder" and then says the gender neutral "partner" 🧐

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@MattMahanSJ Bro your workers aren't your residents because they can't fucking afford to live here 💀

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@SixDaysGame If I reach level 10, do I get to use WP munitions?

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@DemsInArray If the "rule of law" is being used to discriminate and kill, then what's the fucking point of keeping it?

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@lcmichaelides

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@Amuly21 @AywaRhiannon I also don't know anyone who doesn't open hidden replies immediately to be like "ooooh what doesn't this person want to be seen"

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@BigMeanInternet The first time I went to Palo Alto with my non-CA partner, I got so mad explaining the history I may have suggested napalming the entire city

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@prisonculture https://t.co/nSji0YKapU

[Kellen the stormin Moormon @DAisadope]

@KateCagle When asked about stepping aside Senator Feinstein said that ‘I’m staying right where I am. With the potential of Mitt Romney in the White House, the senate needs experienced leaders’

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@seanosorensen @The_Law_Boy I will simply go 🤓 excuse me honorable justice kavanaugh (he is a supreme court justice and deserves respect!), you're in a STOLEN SEAT!

RT TO TELL KAVANAUGH TO RETIRE AND ENJOY A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE!

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@girlcockholmes @osamabishounen every bowl is microwaveable if you're not a bitch

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@TheSoftBoiSam @deleteevelyn If I were you I would just stop saying the word tbh

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@RevChuckCurrie We did it Chuck, we saved Portland!

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@RevChuckCurrie