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By love, bitterness became sweet. - Rumi

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@umarmaggi Sorry just nak tanya branch bukit tunku dah ada facility surau ke this year? Plan nak buka puasa sana

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Tan Sri Tony, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a nasi lemak.

The waiter nods and says, "That'll be 10 cents, Tan Sri."

Surprised, Tony replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the Ringgit.

The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia."

“Malaysia Boleh," Tony responds.

Then the bartender notices, "Tan Sri, you don't have a fork and spoon. That'll be three Ringgit for one of ours."

Tony sighs but pays up. He takes his nasi lemak and goes to sit down.

“Sorry," the waiter adds, "there's a two Ringgit charge to sit unless you booked online for just one Ringgit."

Annoyed, Tony takes a sit and places his bag on the seat next to him.

“Tan Sri, you're taking up two seats. You'll need an extra spot for another two Ringgit," says the waiter.

Frustrated, Tony stands up, places his nasi lemak on the table, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! Do you know who I am? I want to speak to the manager!"

“Of course, Tan Sri," replies the bartender.

"I've had enough," says Tony angrily. "I came for a meal and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!"

"Certainly, Tan Sri," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him via the messaging feature in our apps.”

"I'll never come back to this restaurant!" Tony screams.

“That's fine, Tan Sri, but remember we're the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 cents."

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@umarmaggi Saya nak surau dekat Stories! 🤣🫶🏼

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@xallehrazax Kalau taknak kacau mainstage boleh buat small stage bagi artis baru nak up perform. Mana tau next year boleh naik mainstage. + festival kena lagu tema yg berkumandang. So takda la senyap pasang visual je

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@xallehrazax Blh kot promote bwk tumbler sendiri and organiser boleh mintak spritzer sponsor air. Mcm pestapora buat dengan Aqua. Then lucky draw buat rasa mcm jomheboh punya vibes. Boleh je panggil podcaster buat 15mins interview session or stand up. Atau set acoustic kenalkan artis lokal.

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@slainthayer I guess sbb toll mahal sgt. So some people would rather opted for tollfree lanes

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@CtFatimah101 @JatIkhwan The key word is “if you practice correctly” jat

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@saedah789 @osman_EX5Hitam Apa kena mengena dgn status pekerjaan dia?

[Farhana Iskandar @Hanalulu_88]

Kalau GISB ni company cina:

-Akmal Salleh dah asah samurai
-Fadhli Shaari dah kerah buat 20 report polis
-Wan Jargon dah buat pc depan IPD Dang Wangi
-Gomo dah bagi perutusan kat live tiktok
-Padang Merbok dalam mode standby

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@JatIkhwan Takda thread makan sedap kuantan ke bro?

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@eKharus Yeps. But calling him sleepyhead for the love of his dying wife was too much too.

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@eKharus My comment was base on your “sleepyhead�� remarks. That’s all.

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@eKharus Pak lah mengantuk sbb dia kena stay up pkl 2-3am sbb thats the only time dia dapat call arwah wife dia tgh under cancer treatment dekat US. At the same time still kena attend benda2 under his capacity as Prime Minister of Malaysia. Be more humane please. Have a great day.

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Semoga mereka berdua ini sembelit dan berak batu selama enam bulan kerana makan sedekah orang ramai.

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@surayaror Nasib baik beli ETH 🤣🤣

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@jokoanwar Ditunggu masjoko!

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@isfa_farhan Mcm i-Akaun KWSP baruuuu. Power bruh

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@muhammadirfansh 🤲🏻

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@_TheJebs @tattyhassan Stay kat ke sis