zoe

pop ur booty for beethoven

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

David Jonsson is your new Black Panther.

Black Panther 3, directed by Ryan Coogler, arrives in theaters December 15, 2028.

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

God is a woman

[Olandria🎀 @LashaeAsh]

Muah💋

[vallerie⁷ 𐙚⋆˚ @soobinzhrt]

one thing about my ship…

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

@filetofunk Truly 🙄

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

I’ve been sitting in this mess for an hour. HOW THE F DO YOU DRIVE OFF THE HOV!!?

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

🚨 TRAFFIC ALERT: The Southwest Freeway is completely shut down after a vehicle fell from the HOV lane onto the freeway below, according to Harris County Precinct 5. Drivers should expect major delays and use an alternate route. This is a developing story.

https://t.co/HaWw3DJ7Nq

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

@foreverimbetter I know it’s so frustrating!!! Like thousands of ppl have to wait in traffic for hours because of idiots not paying attention! Apparently everyone in the car survived, but it’s still crazy tho

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

i'm still here. OBSESSED with the girls' intro #LIUSA #loveislandusa

[Olandria🎀 @LashaeAsh]

C-E-Ola #soon🎀

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

@jiggyjayy2 me dead liking every single one of your tweets bc you’re eating her UP

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

Jude Bellingham is DOMINICAN??!?

[🇲🇦 @rileyjmr]

they don’t know that he looked like this at some point

[eve @evegco]

one year since the start of the most iconic run of all time

[Patrick Kidd @patrick_kidd]

And so the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[jana @skeletonoflight]

BRINITY WON AND CARYNIYA ARE THE RUNNER UPS. #loveislandusa

[zoe @beethovensbbl]

Maybe this is stretch but…they know they can keep him “alive” until August 3rd bc of the violent, misogynistic treatment of Adriana Smith. A corpse being kept alive for political reasons…

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Mitch McConnell is likely brain dead and they’re gonna keep his corpse alive as long as possible until midterms. As long as he lives and healthcare staff are bound by HIPAA, there’s nothing anyone can do. Thats what I believe.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell in hell right now

[C. @crackdaya]

I know you’re behind this come out from behind the curtain @shondarhimes

[mars | aniya luvr 🏝️🤍 @drmalist]

THIS IS NUTS.