schrödinger’s narcissist

chicago alumna, budding physicist, she/her

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

out: “poetry”
in: whatever the hell is going on with my gmail app

[Pukicho @pukicho]

AITA for hurting people for no good reason? Please say no.

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

eye contact is itself a high-focus task. if im making eye contact with you im prob only getting like half of what ur saying. not even autistic just facts

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

The niche late diagnosed autistic experience of being awesome at eye contact when OTHER people are talking, but being unable to maintain eye contact while YOU are talking.

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

psy op by Big Physics to make undergrads stop snickering as much during the fundamental symmetries lecture. not nearly as many cp jokes recently as, say, even just four years ago

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Sorry calling it “child sexual abuse material” is a little funny like did child porn not sound evil enough

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

sounds great huh

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

they should invent a bachelor's degree with your favourite professors and friends that never ends

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

berkeley, never change

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[urbanist slop hq @SlopHq]

a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL HER CLOTHES??? went into her dresser to get some panties and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

happy tenth birthday to this album🤍

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

laughed out loud

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

and my girl got that 1%

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

the ticketmaster queue blesses me for i have a pure soul and good intentions

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Andrewdingus VanWynGarden @d3strokk]

.@Casablancas_J NO NEW YORK DATE CUS THE CROWD WOULD BE TOO FILLED WITH YOUR 20 YEAR OLD SITUATIONSHIPS

[schrödinger’s narcissist @beetIed]

the us government feels bad enough about how ostracized smokers are there that they let us have the og packaging and that’s kind of beautiful