beetle bug

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Yo why does my crib smell like funyuns, broccoli, and ball sweat -tuck from step up 2

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Thinking your undergraduate research mentor likes you is like thinking the stripper is in love with you.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Lab partner telling me theyre nonbinary like thats great thawg do u mind mixing the bicarbonate tho its gonna precipitate

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

& fuck Chris Brown

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Just got back from the doctors and they prescribed me a weekend of getting WASTED!!!!!!!

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Why is corn always a featured component of vomit? Like it’s always there

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Ivy wolk is so eloquently spoken in the same manner as Dracula flow. And you don’t see this kinda thing every day

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Sometimes I’m having a great time and then futile devices comes on shuffle.

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

You just gotta be able to laugh at yourself

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

At a baseball game with my girls. Life is good. This is really what it’s all about.

[Rotten Cantaloupe @ElopeCant]

All mantaloupes are the same 🙄

[Julia @tomhollwho]

so Labrinth absence was felt

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Genuinely how that first 15 minutes felt #Euphoria

[eve @csiirac]

If They Sleepin On You Tuck Em In

[addy @addying8]

Hike with my best buds. Get back. Roast wienies. Hoop tea. Minecraft. This is the life!

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Hiking w my girls

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

“Let’s watch invincible 6 big max or whatever it’s called” @addying8

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

I think I might do beer tonight

[beetle bug @beetlebug2004]

Got so high I got the ear ants and something went up my butt (butt ghost)