Scary Eurodyne

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[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

i’m good at writing formal emails. probably even better than chatgpt. and i will do it for you too. i’m advertising my services. i operate on a barter and a pwyc system because i am accessible and for the people. inquire within

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

ok that carpe deodorant is not all talk like ads seem it really does work so good. ok consider me converted

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

idgaf IDGAF in EVERY LIFE TIME I WANT TO BE LATINO. ASIAN LATINO BLACK LATINO. WHAGEVER. I WANT TO BE LATINO

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

the latino act of dipping sweet bread into coffee

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

if i think hard enough about it, it feels like an allegory for sexual assault from someone close to you

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

i remember the first time playing thru the part where V lets johnny take over her body to talk to rogue but instead goes on a joyride and puts every drink and drug in her body, i felt so sick. like damn johnny really does use and hurt every woman he comes across huh

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

i was a pickle and hot dog lover before they started getting popular in the mainstream

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

@457fantasy OHHHHH HEY SWAG YOU LOOK SO COOL

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

first song i listened to today is willing and able noah kahan i didn’t even give the day a chance

[bagel @pixelesbians]

this is basically the plot of cyberpunk 2077

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

when you pray tonight make sure you thank whatever higher power you believe in for filipinos

[veran➰ @val1ty]

could you run doom on songbird

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

alexa play heart to heart by mac demarco

[ven @gyjowlw]

fuck dio brando

[parker @spiderfish]

brazil & mexico on the same day. white people will never stop being evil.

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

night city is so walkable. their public transit system is pretty thorough

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

she is so beautiful i would never turn her in to the state

[myk (v2) 🖌️ @cleaspaintbrush]

I ALWAYS compliment her dress, every single time. Her little smile and the way she says "thank yew" afterwards 😭 I Love You

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[Scary Eurodyne @beetleknives]

karaoke with the fellow junior sailors and we are all hitting that grito