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[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

imagine you get elected mayor and two of your sports teams immediately win championships

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[MK @makkaaylaaaaa]

& failed. God is amazing

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll decline a morning call so fast. Yeah, I’m awake but I haven’t even spoken to myself yet.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

if i cut you off, your success later won't make me regret it. win all you want! you're still not someone i want in my life.

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

I need the Knicks to win because it feels like New York is the only state in the US having fun right now and I wanna see what happens when they overdose on joy and whimsy

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

FIFA rejecting Haiti’s jersey’s for being “too political” while allowing Israel to play, & the US to host World Cup (while denying visas, restricting entrance, banning Iranian players from staying in country) is a selective, targeted invocation of their “neutrality” policies.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

So Russia is banned from FIFA because of their invasion of Ukraine, but America is allowed to HOST THE FIFA GAMES WHILE BOMBING IRAN???

HOW DOES THAT WORK?????

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

A $7 increase in over 80 years, fvcking shameful

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There's actually legislation in Califomia to shorten the workweek from 40 hours to 32 hours without a reduction in pay, which would be the most transformative labor legislation in our generation, and it should be bigger news but it barely made a headline.