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[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[taoki @justalexoki]

you are a lot fatter than you think

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Somebody take Mikal’s phone

[GL @gldivittorio]

What’s a slur for the French

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

IF IT WERENT FOR OG ANUNOBY I WOULDVE KILLED MYSELF TONIGHT

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Overheard a “Knicks fan” saying that he hopes they lose tonight because he has tickets to game 6, which in my opinion should be punishable by death

[bum @BattleRapBum]

new statue of liberty

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

A Dominican, a Puerto Rican, a Jamaican, and some racially ambiguous looking Shamet. This is the most NYC team since Dipset

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Gyal dem sugarcane @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on Linkedin know we’re going to die one day

[dasia @PhelpsDasia]

only way to save money is to not care about your appearance and have no friends and not eat

[pris @pwiscila]

Sometimes you just have to buy some bullshit from Sephora and move