beezel

sysadmin / motorhead

[beezel @beezel]

$99 AND over? or just over?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

If AirPower gets released today, I'll buy one for everyone who retweets this........... unless it's over $99 😭

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

I’m taking a quick break from filming to tell you the best way to watch Mission: Impossible Fallout (or any movie you love) at home.

[beezel @beezel]

@kpespisa love the MFL 2018 app. can I ask if you're getting data from xml team or someone like that, or just what mfl api provides?

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Here is how it looks when senior sysadmin/developer saves junior making a devastating mistake. #linux #unix #sysadmin #devops #IT

[beezel @beezel]

(wet voice) https://t.co/vt8N8GojlS

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[M Nabil @TheNabx]

#HolyMoly Username : admin Password: admin #Linux #devops #sysadmin @datacenter @nixcraft @xdadevelopers

[beezel @beezel]

@elonmusk Can we get a "Carwash" button? Tired of having to manually toggle my wipers, turn off collision warning, and try to find the world's smallest neutral. It would even be #doubleplusgood if it disabled the 'out of seat, put car in park' feature for dash cleaning! #Tesla

[Ry シ @ryanrossuk]

I have a @ring doorbell which lets me ‘answer’ the door from anywhere in the world, but that doesn’t help if a parcel needs a signature. With the neighbours away and the delivery chap about to walk away, my @Tesla offered a solution! Thanks @elonmusk! @ElectrekCo

[beezel @beezel]

"The HealthCheck"

Bartender makes you take one shot every thirty seconds, if you fail to take the shot in 5 seconds he kills you and replaces you with a replicant. #awsdrinks

[beezel @beezel]

#validjson is not #validcfn https://t.co/UDFw7ANPFS

[beezel @beezel]

When your Roadster tags expire are you going to renew them and send up another rocket to put them on the plates? @elonmusk

[beezel @beezel]

@Bliza_Phillips @LandRover @Audi No, you should have bought a #Tesla

[beezel @beezel]

@trailblazers we needed that W like Dame needs a T-shirt.

[beezel @beezel]

@JustB @FNTSYPHILOSOPHY Danny you motherfucker.

[beezel @beezel]

@kellilynn00 did i get hacked? did you get hacked? it's been a minute. how is japan?

[beezel @beezel]

just finished my #drive inspired mix - enjoy (and fuck #sopa) dl mp3 here: http://t.co/9BXlBUJO

[beezel @beezel]

@LucysOriginal you out workin it tonight? need a lucy

[beezel @beezel]

@NickyHayden69 what glasses were you wearing at indy during interview pre-race? http://t.co/gjBP7VS (also can't wait to see next year)

[beezel @beezel]

@joerogan such a bad liar, Off-air Rogan.