alex beese

[ZOO Magazine @ZOO]

So this bloke has just won the Gold medal for the best name.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This took 6 weeks planning and cost Netfix over $1 Million. Looks good though right? @DigitalPeck Please RT
#derek

[alex beese @beezeyo]

So far in this office placement ive learned you can sit doing absolutely nothing and nobody notices

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"It was God's will" is functionally indistinguishable from "Shit happens".

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@AmandaBynes just wondering if you had any surgeries lined up to sort your face out?

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@VodafoneUK ive terminated my contract so no thanks.I gave security detail to 7 diffrent ppl,call took 40 min just to terminate contract :s

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@vodafoneuk your customer service is shameful, it should have been me recording the call. 7 transfers each time to the wrong ppl. Shame on u

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.

[alex beese @beezeyo]

This is not 'nam this is bowling, there are rules

[alex beese @beezeyo]

Thanks for your help this morning @alicexeleanor #topgf

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In America it's 'humor'. In England it's 'humour'. In Germany it's 'unheard-of'.

[alex beese @beezeyo]

Smiling as the shit comes down

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@Bigpaul_avfc alright mate did u get chance to see dave?

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@Bigpaul_avfc nah dont worry mate if u ay in. Leave it til monday im off today aswell lol

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@Bigpaul_avfc sound paul can u do me a favour an ask dave whats goin on with my tools? Or have u got his number mate?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Mondays are fine.
It's just your job you hate.

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@ErikaLoulabelle He's a bellend, radio 1 has gone downhill fast since moyles left

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Turn to Me in times of trouble caused by Me.

[alex beese @beezeyo]

@alicexeleanor thank you for my dinner #topgf