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I'd pay $10 to meet @freddurst - Ideally @Arbys

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I feel like I should be mic'd up when I watch scary movies... "ahh" "omg you're dumb" "wow why did you think that was a good idea" "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

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Hi it's me. It's the day after my birthday. It's time for Halloween and Christmas. It's time for weather and seasonally appropriately decorated cookies. I'm ready. It's time.

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@BlockheadNYC @Rob_Sonic Fucking. Amazing. @xdannyxbrownx

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If you aren't twerking while you scrub your shower you're doing it wrong.

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Hey @TheWetBrush is this normal after 3 months? #thickhairdocare

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When your Mom tries to teach you lessons like - don't lick the knife after you make a sandwich, you might cut your tongue. Just listen. #HappyMothersDay

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@SeattleKraken players out here looking like a tube of @AquafreshUS toothpaste.

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It's like my Mam-maw always said "knuck if you buck"

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I am straight up obsessed with zucchini.

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@JoeBenghauser Sounds like you're bringin 88 back!

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Why do june bugs insist on being SO intense?

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@BlockheadNYC No answers. Just nods.

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@WuTangClan Better than yesterday ���

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BRB adding burning the roof of my mouth to my linkdin.

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My boyfriend and I just got into an argument about who is a bigger Trick Daddy fan. Hows your 2021 going?

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New sweatpants hit different when you can't go out.

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Dudes Ive been thinking about @Arbys for like an entire month.

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There are 64 episodes of The Addams Family. And I've watched each of them 64 times. #sup #fightme

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Did anyone else tonight discover that they have a vacuuming face and it's not even slightly cute? No just me? Ok cool.