Yellow Jello

bean connoisseur

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

my cat the second i close the bathroom door:

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Has anyone had a sprite lately?

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

I’m so sick of old rich white men.
Except you Drew Carey.
Thank you for my house.

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

@KaseyPowlison Thank you, I hope so!😭❤️

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

Nothing Is Going Right In My Life™️

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

ladies im the whole package:

-handsome
-kind
-ambitious
-deathly afraid of snakes
-will pivot any conversation to the subject of snakes and how to best avoid snakes
-constantly checking my shoes for snakes
-nice eyes
-but those eyes are always scanning nearby grass for snakes

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

@bpappalardo715

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

poptarts are dessert raviolis happy 2019

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

my neighbors in the building adjacent to me can see into my kitchen window and i’m pretty sure they judge me for the amount of pickles i eat and how i hold my 18 pound cat like a widdle baby

[Sam Friedman @sammyashermusic]

Working on some duet improv with my top student, please be kind, he's still learning.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Like I said don’t bull shit us brother! “Pumpkin Spice”. Brother HH

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yep. As everyone knows, I grew up between two worlds + experienced 1st hand how a child’s zip code can shape their destiny.

It was scrubbing those households’ toilets w/ my mother that I saw and breathed income inequality.

I decided to make a difference.
You decide to do this.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[Yellow Jello @beffernykier]

all i’m asking for is one good thing to please happen to me

[i am meme @mybandowen]

Ok I lol’d at this one

[bulletin @BULLETlN]

Just RT this and hope that there's a stupid ass tweet above it https://t.co/Invbt0tVLY

[M. T. Anderson @_MTAnderson]

I post this old Christmas photo because I just noticed my pocket square is my sister’s hamster.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

elf: [squinting at christmas list] how the fuck do you make a juul

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

And unto us this day a savior is born