Nicotine Minaj

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Bringing this back coz I'm still fit sometimes

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Fit

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Hate having my phone not on full silent, but I've lost it 7 million times this week so vibrate it is

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Jesus wept, how bad are my eyes, wondering if dog is on the sofa. No, she's not. It's a blanket

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(I don't have a pantry, mine live on the kitchen counter, I'm not posh)

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Americans think that the 🇬🇧 British 🇬🇧 live off crumpets when in reality, we remember we've got some in the pantry and they're the best thing for a week or two. Until they've been forgotten again

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@xNikix I have not left Twitter

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I want a pet raccoon

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@xNikix @ShikariMadness i gave up on fish finger arms, he's still in the same form

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Decided to try and make a needle felt dog. *Unfinished* but why does it look like he has fish fingers attached to his head. He's awfully happy about it anyways

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Why is nobody awake

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Nothing more depressing than a bad Chinese

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@xNikix He still doesn't have any more fish limbs, I gave up on the poor breaded soul

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@xNikix (I didn't make the cow)

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@xNikix I haven't finished cooking the fish fingers yet

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I mean out of 37 stitches they only missed two 🤔🤔

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Getting myself wound up about a TV show from 16 years ago and Marco Pierre White making this FISH PIE????

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I'm an art school drop out

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Managed to make a shepherds pie the same size as my new kitchen

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@bholmes300 what u watching

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New year, new me, new house. #StillTheSameBitch

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@Popeyes Serbife

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Was fully looking forward to @Popeyes just for them to lose our order, not say anything and then give us something completely different. Why would I ask for ranch and then given Louisana hot sauce?? Wheres my fries, coleslaw and the gravy I also paid for and didn't get??

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@Popeyes The chicken itself is actually rather nice. Serbife is shocking and even when you order off th touch screens you don't get what you asked for